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tropius:

please god let me meet her

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thefineyoungcapitalists:

/v/’s design for a character that is to appear in the winning game.

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faeriefountain:

five nights at Reggie’s

faeriefountain:

five nights at Reggie’s

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Mocha and Salem in 16. If not 16, then 6 will suffice. Can't have passionate kissing because mocha is mine. :^)
sundandelion asked

6 it is.

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crunquistadore:

"DSP sent us to hell, but we’re going even deeper!"

All credit to garanikor

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Robin Williams - Seize the Day by MelodySheep

MelodySheep once again makes a fantastic video… right in the feels

Posted 2 days ago
tgweaver:

I’ve been getting a lot of asks about Five Nights at Freddy’s lately, since I guess it reminds people of RubyQuest for some reason. Animal People + Horror is all it takes, I guess? And so now people want my thoughts on it. Now, I preface this by saying I haven’t played it, but I’ve seen it played mostly through.
My thoughts are as follows:FNAF seems like a flimsy excuse for a game. It’s a pile of cheap jump-scares and nonsensical mechanics built on top of what could barely be described as gameplay. The whole thing just feels like a jump scare video, but if you click the right button at the right time, there won’t be a jumpscare. Whee! Almost makes you forget you’re staring at a tablet the whole game.
Making you feel powerless or vulnerable is a huge aspect of good horror games. If you deck out the player with so much weaponry they can take down any horror that comes at them, it’s just an action game with a horror aesthetic. In Silent Hill, you get weapons, but they do so little against the monsters you never feel that badass or powerful, even when well-equipped. In Fatal Frame, your only defense is a camera, whose combat mechanics actually encourage you to put yourself in danger to do more damage.But I also feel that games which give you no way to fight back are going too far. Amnesia is arguably one of the best games of this sub-genre of “run and hide” games, perhaps because there were actual gameplay segments. But I don’t feel particularly engaged by that. I’d rather just watch a (commentary-free) playthrough of games like that online, since it feels more like a movie you occasionally have to hide during in order to keep the footage rolling. What I’m getting at is that FNAF does make you feel vulnerable, yes, but there’s no reward for that, no catharsis in overcoming it. You’re sticking someone in a black box and yelling “boo” from time to time.
The character designs, which I assume are what caught everyone’s attention in the first place, fall in the worst part of goofy-creepy. In a goofy Chuck E. Cheese-like setting, they’re too creepy to even make sense, and not in the genuine way real animatronics fit a sort of uncanny valley creepy niche (like the attached photo). But at the same time, in a creepy setting, like the game, they’re too goofy to actually be scary. They should have gone more one way or the other, because as it is, the only way they present any scariness is their sudden movements.
It doesn’t help that I’ve always resented the mewling, whimpering hordes of LPers that ham up their reactions and pretend to be SUPER SCARED OH MY GOD whenever a light flickers, putting on some exaggerated falsetto to watch those subscribers soar.
In the end, my dislike of the game is fairly mild. It’s only amplified by people hyping it up like it’s the rebirth of the horror genre, and by the insufferable LPers who are buying mansions off their “pretend to be scared” YouTube cash.

tgweaver:

I’ve been getting a lot of asks about Five Nights at Freddy’s lately, since I guess it reminds people of RubyQuest for some reason. Animal People + Horror is all it takes, I guess? And so now people want my thoughts on it. Now, I preface this by saying I haven’t played it, but I’ve seen it played mostly through.

My thoughts are as follows:
FNAF seems like a flimsy excuse for a game. It’s a pile of cheap jump-scares and nonsensical mechanics built on top of what could barely be described as gameplay. The whole thing just feels like a jump scare video, but if you click the right button at the right time, there won’t be a jumpscare. Whee! Almost makes you forget you’re staring at a tablet the whole game.

Making you feel powerless or vulnerable is a huge aspect of good horror games. If you deck out the player with so much weaponry they can take down any horror that comes at them, it’s just an action game with a horror aesthetic. In Silent Hill, you get weapons, but they do so little against the monsters you never feel that badass or powerful, even when well-equipped. In Fatal Frame, your only defense is a camera, whose combat mechanics actually encourage you to put yourself in danger to do more damage.
But I also feel that games which give you no way to fight back are going too far. Amnesia is arguably one of the best games of this sub-genre of “run and hide” games, perhaps because there were actual gameplay segments. But I don’t feel particularly engaged by that. I’d rather just watch a (commentary-free) playthrough of games like that online, since it feels more like a movie you occasionally have to hide during in order to keep the footage rolling.
What I’m getting at is that FNAF does make you feel vulnerable, yes, but there’s no reward for that, no catharsis in overcoming it. You’re sticking someone in a black box and yelling “boo” from time to time.

The character designs, which I assume are what caught everyone’s attention in the first place, fall in the worst part of goofy-creepy. In a goofy Chuck E. Cheese-like setting, they’re too creepy to even make sense, and not in the genuine way real animatronics fit a sort of uncanny valley creepy niche (like the attached photo). But at the same time, in a creepy setting, like the game, they’re too goofy to actually be scary. They should have gone more one way or the other, because as it is, the only way they present any scariness is their sudden movements.

It doesn’t help that I’ve always resented the mewling, whimpering hordes of LPers that ham up their reactions and pretend to be SUPER SCARED OH MY GOD whenever a light flickers, putting on some exaggerated falsetto to watch those subscribers soar.

In the end, my dislike of the game is fairly mild. It’s only amplified by people hyping it up like it’s the rebirth of the horror genre, and by the insufferable LPers who are buying mansions off their “pretend to be scared” YouTube cash.

Posted 2 days ago
tgweaver:

For those sending me notes saying they didn’t think see the game getting praise. The Wikipedia article itself is so full of vague boasting it reads like it was written by the game’s creator.
And hey, it turns out the popularity of something affects its perception! If a movie is a piece of shit, and it gets no attention, you’d just think “hm, there’s a bad movie”. If it’s the number one movie in America, your perception might be altered because of that fact. You can’t let it paint your perception of the actual work, but it can sure change how you feel about it. If I let overzealous and idiotic fanbases ruin the original works for me, there are a whole lot of things I wouldn’t be able to enjoy.So no, the way it’s over-celebrated and LP’ed by obnoxious ear-piercers doesn’t make the game itself worse, but it will certainly affect my thoughts on it as a whole — which is what I was asked for.
Lastly, any suggested “lore”, horror implications, etc. are kind of downplayed by how fucking ridiculous and unrealistic it all is, which would be totally fine if it wasn’t trying to play itself off as justifiable. This is my problem with almost the entire genre of “creepypasta” which has, since the inception of the term, sort of slowly devolved into “describing unbelievable or supernatural things in a really matter-of-fact-way to make it sound like it really happened”.
You don’t always need to explain horror in real-world terms. You don’t need to make the supernatural feel scientific. Ontological mystery is part of what makes supernatural horror feel so horrifying. I mean, you can try to quantify it, and there are certainly ways to do that, but in a game about the Country Bear Jamboree going on a murder spree, maybe you’re not doing yourself any favors by trying to explain it.
If the setting had you locked in a fucked-up Chuck E Cheese’s and the animatronics just sort of started moving around on their own, that’s a creepy enough setting as is (though as I said before, a little too goofy here in actual execution). But it’s undermined by the game’s explanation for it, which is either superstrong autonomous murder-robots given pointless programming that could be bypassed completely by coming to work in a costume, or haunted ghost-robots with corpses inside that no one’s ever noticed in 20 years. Depending on which interpretation you go with.
I guess I’m in a ranting mood tonight, but that’s all I’ve got left to say on the subject. But in a way it was good to talk about.I don’t hate FNAF, but I don’t think it’s all that special, and more than anything I’m just using it as a springboard to discuss larger topics, of which FNAF itself may be guilty of in varying degrees.
Also, I didn’t invent foxes, teeth, or murder, so I don’t think Foxy is a Red ripoff.

tgweaver:

For those sending me notes saying they didn’t think see the game getting praise. The Wikipedia article itself is so full of vague boasting it reads like it was written by the game’s creator.

And hey, it turns out the popularity of something affects its perception! If a movie is a piece of shit, and it gets no attention, you’d just think “hm, there’s a bad movie”. If it’s the number one movie in America, your perception might be altered because of that fact. You can’t let it paint your perception of the actual work, but it can sure change how you feel about it. If I let overzealous and idiotic fanbases ruin the original works for me, there are a whole lot of things I wouldn’t be able to enjoy.
So no, the way it’s over-celebrated and LP’ed by obnoxious ear-piercers doesn’t make the game itself worse, but it will certainly affect my thoughts on it as a whole — which is what I was asked for.

Lastly, any suggested “lore”, horror implications, etc. are kind of downplayed by how fucking ridiculous and unrealistic it all is, which would be totally fine if it wasn’t trying to play itself off as justifiable. This is my problem with almost the entire genre of “creepypasta” which has, since the inception of the term, sort of slowly devolved into “describing unbelievable or supernatural things in a really matter-of-fact-way to make it sound like it really happened”.

You don’t always need to explain horror in real-world terms. You don’t need to make the supernatural feel scientific. Ontological mystery is part of what makes supernatural horror feel so horrifying. I mean, you can try to quantify it, and there are certainly ways to do that, but in a game about the Country Bear Jamboree going on a murder spree, maybe you’re not doing yourself any favors by trying to explain it.

If the setting had you locked in a fucked-up Chuck E Cheese’s and the animatronics just sort of started moving around on their own, that’s a creepy enough setting as is (though as I said before, a little too goofy here in actual execution). But it’s undermined by the game’s explanation for it, which is either superstrong autonomous murder-robots given pointless programming that could be bypassed completely by coming to work in a costume, or haunted ghost-robots with corpses inside that no one’s ever noticed in 20 years. Depending on which interpretation you go with.

I guess I’m in a ranting mood tonight, but that’s all I’ve got left to say on the subject. But in a way it was good to talk about.
I don’t hate FNAF, but I don’t think it’s all that special, and more than anything I’m just using it as a springboard to discuss larger topics, of which FNAF itself may be guilty of in varying degrees.

Also, I didn’t invent foxes, teeth, or murder, so I don’t think Foxy is a Red ripoff.

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Bitch, you do Chie and Yukiko? Then I need to have a NEEDED Kanji and Naoto with 7.
sundandelion asked

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